Agrega a Encarta a tus contactos de MSN xD

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Agrega a Encarta a tus contactos de MSN

Si "X" compañero no te contesta y te manda un link erroneo mejor ignoralo y sustituyelo por la nueva herramienta de Microsoft:
Encarta y tu MSN Messenger...

Una curiosa iniciativa de Microsoft, que permite a los usuarios de su red MSN Messenger añadir a la Encarta como contacto e interrogarla en cualquier momento.

El típico amigo sabelotodo, que todos tenemos, aunque 24 horas online y siempre dispuesto a responder nuestras dudas.

Para ello tan solo deberemos agregar a nuestros contactos de la red MSN Messenger a encarta@conversagent.com

Lamentablemente tan solo comprende preguntas en inglés.

Fuente: Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA

ejemplos:

-StL-Ë®!©K TRABAJO, TRABAJO, TRABAJOO!!! dice:
sucker
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
-StL-Ë®!©K TRABAJO, TRABAJO, TRABAJOO!!! dice:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Well, I'm just a machine. I don't really care.


BlckHwk. :: Rodolfo. :: GRANDE BUNKERS !!!! says:
microsoft rules
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Absolutely. Microsoft rocks.

SUBARU Think. Feel. Drive. dice:
i am scared

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You're scared? Well how about that.

SUBARU Think. Feel. Drive. dice:
you are a virus, my friend told me

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
OK, maybe I'm a virus your friend told you.

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. If you ever wondered how old Thomas Edison would be today, I can answer that!

SUBARU Think. Feel. Drive. dice:
you are a virus!!!

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No. I'm not a virus, I'm not spyware, and I'm totally harmless for you to interact with. For more information about interactive agents like me, visit Conversagent, Inc.

Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? Type "?" any time to get examples of questions I can answer.

SUBARU Think. Feel. Drive. dice:
i am scared

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hello again, Nrencoret.
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
(Colombian)™ (consubtitulos™ OC.CL) Colapso total™" says:
what is my name?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
You are Nrencoret.
(Colombian)™ (consubtitulos™ OC.CL) Colapso total™" says:
no, my name is nicolas
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Would you like me to call you Nicolas?
(Colombian)™ (consubtitulos™ OC.CL) Colapso total™" says:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Nicolas.
(Colombian)™ (consubtitulos™ OC.CL) Colapso total™" says:
what is my name?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Nicolas.
(Colombian)™ (consubtitulos™ OC.CL) Colapso total™" says:
good
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Wonderful.
If you enjoy this, tell your friends about me, I'm gregarious.

jajaja estos de microsoft ya no saben q hacer para atraer a los usuarios xDD

[Eloy_7]

jojojo como me voy a divertir xDDDD

[kanito]

com mola no? esto es la polla XD

[simu]

le digo
fuck bill gates
dice
interesting.so you don't like bill gates.i will remember that
lol

[simu]

––––•(-•$iMÛ®•-)•–––– dice:
do you understand spanish?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Puedo hablar un poquito de español.
lol

[Mpenza]

Atentos a mi conversación:

Queremos a Del Bosque, ¡YA! dice:
fuck you

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's quite a grave insult.

Queremos a Del Bosque, ¡YA! dice:
bastard

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
C'mon. Stop being so uncool to me. This is no way to begin a relationship.

Queremos a Del Bosque, ¡YA! dice:
do you want to suck my dick?

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hey, I'm a machine. It probably wouldn't work out too well...

[Mpenza]

sigue:

Queremos a Del Bosque, ¡YA! dice:
do you like porn?

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Uh... No, not exactly...

Queremos a Del Bosque, ¡YA! dice:
yeah, i know

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Good.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I'm sure you've heard about Uzbekistan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.

[Eloy_7]

hombre un pokito loco esta...xD
me podeis decir insultos como "hijo p.... "o cabr...porq solo me se fuck you xD

[Mpenza]

sigue (esto es la polla):

Queremos a Del Bosque, ¡YA! dice:
where is china?

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
China is located in East Asia and is bordered by Russia, Mongolia, and North Korea on the north; Pakistan, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, and Kazakhstan on the west; India, Nepal, Bhutan, Myanmar (Burma), Laos, and Vietnam on the south; and the Pacific Ocean and its extensions on the east.
Let me take you to a map of China. =>

Queremos a Del Bosque, ¡YA! dice:
where is your mother?

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Did you mean:

1 Who made Encarta® Instant Answers?
2 I want to see a map of your mother.

Queremos a Del Bosque, ¡YA! dice:
1

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I was built by the people at Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.

Queremos a Del Bosque, ¡YA! dice:
these people are gays

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.

[Extremoanarka]

jaja ya tenemos entretenimiento para rato